"..but I don't want my son to be a faggot,"
"Well, you like to cook. Are you a faggot?"
"No!"he said with a scowl.
"Then our son is getting an easy-bake oven for Christmas," she said.
So on Christmas morning, a five-year old Sean baked little cakes for his family in what he would later describe to Mexican line cooks as "una chingaderita de plastico", or in words used in polite company, "a small plastic toy".
